When it comes to sex, every pun intended, my mind shuts down. As of lately, my masturbation sessions have become way to elaborate and time consuming. I remember when I was sixteen years old and used to lock myself in the bathroom; I could jack-off in thirty seconds. Nowadays, I got toys, creams, nipple clamps, a collection of porn, scented candles, cocktails and poppers. I have to set the mood, find the right porn scene to shoot my load, find the right toy and its stopped being so simple. Whatever happened to just a bottle of lotion and some Kleenex? When did the simple things in life become so complicated?
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