Sunday, August 28, 2005

The down low undertone of the MTV Music Awards





First, Mr. Diddy who changes his name more times than Diana Ross changes outfits at a concert, gives out a $100,000 dollars for the best dressed. How "Queer as Folk" and "Fabulous Five" is that. He might as well have given a make over. Then Puffy shakes his ass at Omarion during their dance off but they play it off with inviting eight hood rats on stage. We all know what’s going to go on later. I rather imagine Omar ion with Usher. Of course, the most famous black metrosexuals made Diddy’s best dressed list: Kayne West and Usher. Kayne West recently attacked the homophobia in Hip Hop. Some gay folks think he should've gone farther, at least he said something.

And what was going on with Missy Elliot and Ciara? She never let go of her hand when they won the award for best dance video. Is Missy finally coming out the closet? Who’s next Queen Latifah or John Legend? I heard Maxwell is out.

R. Kelly revealed his sixth chapter of the ghetto opera “The closet.” It’s so gay. I was sad to find that Rufus and Chuck don’t get together in the end. Yeah right. Then Mariah Carey who tries so hard to be a diva, gave us fashion courtesy of her new stylist the infamous Vogue editor AndrĂ© Leon Talley. He is trying to make her a lady. Good luck.

Overall, the MTV music awards were extravagant, over the top, much like I’ve always imagined a Diddy party to be. I would know becasue my invitatin is lost in the mail every year. My second to last comment, isn’t Little Kim the most recent poster child how plastic surgery can go wrong? She is begging to look like that socialite cat woman freak(see photo above). Also, did anyone else notice that every time they mentioned Destiny’s Child, they only showed a close up shot of Beyonce? I love that bitch.

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