Wednesday, February 14, 2007

To lube or not to lube

It really depends on the situation and how much time I feel spending. I love my jack off days. I can take a sick day off of work and just jack off all day. I once did it ten times in one day. I don’t recommend. It started to hurt around the seventh time. I also couldn’t pee for like a day. I think the cut-off limit for “jacking” for men should be no more than four or five times. It’s really no ejaculation after the third time. You get the feeling and very rough convulsions. I usually stop around five times.

The dilemma to lube or not to lube really depends on the situation. Of course for jack off in the shower, I never use lube (that includes soap). I like to use my foreskin, rub it back and forth across my shaft. I’m circumcised which means I don’t have that much foreskin. My showers jack offs seemed to be the most powerful I guess because I’m standing and the friction of my soft foreskin over my shaft is like skin to skin sex. Also the hot warm water helps. I found if the water in the showers gets cold, it takes longer. Jacking off in the shower usually takes about five minutes of concentration. I have to go in my mind and start making up sexual fantasies. It’s like pressing the fast forward button on porn, my mind starts rummaging through so many sexual scenes and positions like crack. It’s always intense.


When I first started jacking off when I was fifteen years old I would use baby oil. That was a mistake. The friction of baby oil was too intense. I might as well been jacking with sandpaper. I would literally rub the skin from my penis. I don’t know if I was doing it too rough or what. I never used baby oil again.

I next started jacking with Vaseline. I think it’s a black thing. The only thing I hated about Vaseline was the mess afterwards. It usually got between my fingers. It was so damn greasy.

I never liked jacking off with lotion. I didn’t like the smell. For a long time I jacked off with Suave and every time I smelled swab my dick got hard. It was the Pavlov Dog effect. It was disturbing. My grandmother like using suave lotion and when I would smell it on her, my dick would get and then I would get nauseous. I started associating lotion with elderly women so I couldn’t get hard.

After I came out, I found the gay lubricants like wet, ID glide and elbow grease. I never liked them because they got so sticky, so quick. I eventually discovered platinum Wet and that was like a mixture of baby oil and Wet.

I was also turned on to Shortening or Crisco. It was cheap for a huge can; no more than 3 bucks, but it was too weird. I learn that I could mix it with something called Jlube, which is a powder lubricant that you have to add water and mix in the blender. It was a lot of work and so damn messy but worth it. A bottle lasted for like four months. I would mix it with the Crisco and discovered my best jack off material. It wasn’t greasy but slippery. It came off my hand with a damp towel or quick run under the water. It was perfect.

I started jacking off with no lube for like a year. It was a way to get the nerves on my dick sensitive. I found the lubricants desensitized the feeling if I over used it. It made it very difficult when I chose to top to reach an orgasm.

All in all, I think I like jacking off with no lube, but if I’m in a rush, like trying to get satisfaction before work or if I’m horny and don’t feel like the sexual hunt. I put a small dab of lube in my hand, turn on the porno and get it out of the way. I still don’t like lotion. I think Vaseline is really old school.

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